Grumpy Old Prevaricators?
Guaranteed Obstructors of Progress?
Guilty Of Power-hoarding?
Guzzling Our Present?
Ghastly Old Politicians?
Governing On Pretense?
Great Over-estimators of People’s patience?
Garish Orange-man’s Parrots?
Government Over the Precipice?
God’s Only People?
It used to stand for “Grand Old Party.”